You know how it is by now, you’re in-between Zoom calls and something hot pops up on your Twitter feed, next minute you can’t control the reaction in your pants.
That’s just one of the beauties of working from home; you can jerk-off at your desk without a sexual misconduct case.
Although we can’t deny that between the boredom and the lack of sexual contact it’s become far too much of a habit; there are some days when we’re racking up four or five sessions… and then there’s days when we’re unproductive.
If – in 2021 – you still get down about being single on Valentine’s Day, we’re sorry but you need a slap. (Preferably, a dick slap).
Valentine’s is undoubtably a hetero-concept for basic Jane’s to get engaged, although if we could actually hold onto a man you damn right we’d be posting to the ‘gram from Paris.
OK, so maybe we’re an old romantic at heart, but don’t get sucked in to feeling bad about yourself just because you’re able to live independantly… Bloop! Howeverrr, in the mean time, please do take any one of these lads as your Valentine.
That last Romeo is our friend Cain, be sure to check him out. Or see him put more in his mouth on our C&C member’s page.
We’ve had a crush on Peter Vack ever since we saw his tight, smooth body in Slash and his awkward gay threesome in last year’s social distance. As sexy as his past roles have been, nothing prepared us for this.
And when we tell you that PVT Chat is unhinged, we mean that it is us un-fother-mucking-hinged. Peter Vack actually bookends the entire movie with two masturbation scenes. PVT Chat opens with a brief look at Peter’s hard cock as he masturbates to Scarlett, his cam girl obsession and dominitrix. Ten minutes in, we see Peter cleaning his cum off the floor, and at the very end of the movie, well…
At the very end of PVT Chat, Peter joins his mistress on the bed for a mutual masturbation scene. We see his rock hard cock throughout the one and a half minute shot. The handsome kinkster doesn’t hold back expressing his sexual obsession with Scarlet – even allowing her to flick the ashes of her cigarette into his mouth.
You can rent PVT Chat on Google Play for $3.99 or you can see all the unedited nudity right here. Cigarettes, cocks and everything else included.
We recently reported about the nsfw twist added to the viral #SilhouetteChallenge trend that was sweeping social media.
We’re sure most of you have seen it by now, by the premise begins with the subject posing casually, before a neon light flicks on and reveals their sexy silhouette.
Although a lot of guys have been taking this to the next level and using it as an opportunity to show off their impressive (and sometimes intimidating schlongs).
Charles Melton is known for his role as Reggie on Riverdale, but this snap is far more memorable than his character on the show… (that’s no offense to the writers, he’s just got a great ass).
The shots are for a campaign by Dolce and Gabbana which see Melton naked and clinging to a pillar. While another shows him clambering a bookcase in the nude… watch out for paper cuts!
And then there’s the work he did for American Horror Story, where Ryan Murphy also got the actor to appear in the buff.
Last week we reported on Italy’s version of Naked Attraction, the show where contestants are judged solely on how they look naked… how progressive!
Although it may not exactly be forward thinking when it comes to dating (there’s already a ton of apps when strangers wanna see your bits before they decide if you’re compatible), at least it’s moving forward with regards to the taboo of the human body.
Oh, and if gives us some light-hearted watching between all the doom and gloom that is either the news or the true crime stories based off the news.
Miss Fame of Drag Race, erm, fame, always brought a stunning look to the runway, but in a shoot from her early career she wore something far more jaw-dropping… her birthday suit!
Leaving the persona behind, Kurtis Dam-Mikkelsen, looks just as confident letting it all hang out as he does in haute-couture.
Well, my Starz. Starz is home to some of the most cock and ass-filled shows in television herstory, and we’re here to celebrate the hottest nude men that the network has to offer! In fact, this isn’t just nudity. This is pornography. And it’s beautiful! Don’t believe us? See for yourself.
On the debut season of 2020’s P-Valley Parker Sawyers whipped out his long penis and started masturbating right there on camera! Siri, what’s the definition of softcore?
On the series Vida, Adrian Gonzalez got his tight hairy asshole pegged, and by the look on his face, he’s loving the sensation.
Fans of openly gay daddies might remember seeing Ben Daniels’ fat daddy dick on Flesh and Bone!
And did you really think we’d forget Spartacus? Like did you actually think that was a possibility? SMDH. The ultra homoerotic series brought tons of hung celeb cocks, like Manu Bennett’s in this gay as hellllll scene.
American Gods brought one of the most iconic and unabashedly sensual gay sex scenes ever seen on on the small screen. Mousa Kraish jizzes so much of his fire semen into Omid Abtahi’s ass that it comes out of Omid’s mouth! It’s called science.
Then there was the time that Christophe de Coster joined in on the Vida nudity by Winnie-the-Poohing it in just a shirt. Comment below if you like uncut cock
Zack McGowan served up his crusty nutsies on the pirate series Black Sails. Might want to get that thing checked out!
Finally, your mom’s favorite series, Outlander, delivers countless shots of hunky jock Sam Heughan’s bubble butt. Needless to say, we have Starz in our thighs. Eyes. I mean eyes.
Check out our Starz playlist with EVERY naked scene from the network.
Shrove Tuesday was yesterday, and we didn’t have nearly as big an influx of people flaunting their pancakes on social media – so lockdown must really be getting to people.
But furthermore, Fat Tuesday isn’t just the start of Lent, it’s the end of Mardi Gras, when the main celebration occurs. So I guess it kind of makes sense that Jesus would detox after such a raucous festival. We’d be on a diet from drink and dick if these snaps are anything to go by.
During the festival, party-goers are encouraged to flash their peens, and in return are given coloured beads which they can later swap out for more drinks. Sounds like our kind of celebration tbh.
While a number of them occur worldwide (Sydney, New Orleans, and Brazil to name a few) naturally, it won’t have been the same this year… But this post will have you so horny you’ll be booking your plane tickets for next year already.
It’s most people’s worst nightmare to walk into school and then suddenly appear naked but apparently, that’s just what makes hot content these days.
We recently reported how adult content creators are utilising Tiktok for their adult content, (like the different types of wanking)… And this isn’t the only transition that’s caught our eye. Can you guess why? (Spoiler: it’s not the smooth editing).
Clearly, it’s not just British sportsmen that have to deal with the paps on their case. Spanish footballer Iker Muniain was previously caught chilling on a yacht… as footballers do.
This time he happened to be in his tiny briefs which revealed far more than his footie shorts. Ah, to be a fly on the deck.
Nolan Gould may have just be a kid when he began acting on the phenomenon that Modern Family became, but he’s looking very much like a man now.
Gould’s been on a mission to shed his lockdown weight and get fit, and now he wants to share his journey six-pack with People mag.
“I’ve been working out an hour and a half every day with my friend Michael who is a personal trainer. We have a really cool socially-distant setup that has allowed me to get fit while also being safe.
He added that working out has given him “a reason to get up and stay motivated”.
We’re no longer surprised all the girls were fighting over Aaron Samuels in Mean Girls…
Actor Jonathan Bennettaccidentally (or was it?) revealed the full-length of his schlong on his Instagram story. What at first appeared to be Bennett relaxing by the pool later revealed more than he, perhaps, intended.
The Last Kingdom was the Anglo-Saxon action series on Netflix, and it turns out that one of the series’ main stars Tobias Santlemann has wielded his spear in another project too.
Exit, “A dark drama series based on true stories from Norway’s financial scene,” is an ongoing series which first aired in 2019.
In one scene, Santlemann walks around with a hard-on, which although we admit looks real, he has since admitted in an interview that it was prosthetic… Doesn’t anyone do their own scenes anymore?!
Over the first lockdown the UK notably clapped for the NHS, (and over the third one for the ‘bing bang bong’). But if all doctors looked liked these, we’d be clapping cheeks instead.
In fact we’d probably be attending mass gatherings just to be seen by one. Just kidding, don’t do that, even if your doctor is really hot, please.
Thankfully, most of them are carrying stethoscopes because we’re having heart palpitations… or is it just fanny flutter?
The episode saw one hopeful pick from six naked Italians who had stood for hours in the nude in boxed podiums just waiting to be selected.
Eventually the “chooser” Michael – who also revealed his lorum piercing (that’s horizontally across the base of the shaft where it meets the ball sack) – picked Raphael, presumably because he too had piercings and tattoos.
We say ‘presumably’ because we don’t speak Italian.