Most of the hype surrounding Rough Night, a horror-com which sees Scarlett Johannson stuck with the body of a dead stripper, is actually to do with Colton Haynes as a sexy cop in a shiny blue thong. But is his co-star Cooper about to snatch the (column) inches?
Cooper, who had a cameo last year in The Deleted, is yet to break it big, but could this be his breakout role? Everybody knows that if you put a full-frontal dick scene in you’re gonna pack that theatre out with gays and women. Despite the critic ratings, dick is dick.
[H/t: Instinct]