Remember the guy who brought you a surprise in a box? Well, turns out he’s full of surprises. And his name is Joey Salads. Sidebar: That name can’t be real, surely? Anyway, here he is just making an afternoon snack. Not just any snack though, obviously. How… Quirky.
Seems he’s partial to an alternative dick flashing. Bog standard dick pics are, like, sooo passé. Not sure we see the appeal in putting mustard on your cock though.