Seen as a huge number of our readers aren’t Dutch, or live in the countries that air the naked island TV show Adam & Eve, we’ve made it our duty to keep you guys up-to-date on the male cast and their anatomy. Why? Because dick is an international language – ain’t nobody need any subtitles for that. Anyway, this is Simon. That’s about it. Bet them chicks ain’t moaning about being stuck on an island wit’ him, mmkerrr…
